SUPERCOMPRESSOR’S HILARIOUS TAKE ON VIVID RAW’S “SUPERMODEL” – writer Jeremy Glass has posted a funny story about his experience with the Vivid Raw SuperModel. His article is entitled “11 Non-Sexual Ways to Spend An Afternoon with a $1,500 Sex Doll.” He begins: “A few weeks ago, Vivid sent me a $1,500 sex doll and I knew my professional life had reached its climax—pun intended. And it's a giant! At 5'8", 22 pounds and hand-sculpted, this fully-customizable doll actually bears a striking resemblance to Iggy Azalea. And with Christmas and Jewish-Christmas approaching, I decided to take the Kosher-approach to my new high-end bang-maid, and figure out some killer ways to spend a day together without even a hint of sexual activity. Yep, just in time for the holidays: here are 11 ways to have G-rated fun with a $1,500 sex doll.” Among his imagined activities: “4. Surprise your $1,500 sex toy by playing her every single song from Smashmouth's vast catalogue of gems on a classical guitar. Assume her unrelenting silence as awe and admiration for your vocals.” He concludes with this thought: 10. Realize that you are way in over your head with this thing.” 

 TMZ FLOATS JAMES DEEN-LORDE HOOK-UP – TMZ is speculating about the possibility of a hook-up at the next AVN Awards show between New Zealand singer Lorde and adult actor James Deen. TMZ reports: “Porn sources tell TMZ ... Adult Video News (AVN) sent an enticing email to the singer inviting her to open wide ... and sing for the AVNs (the porn Oscars) in Vegas next month. Back in November, Deen and Lorde safely exchanged mutual love -- on Twitter -- which AVN believes is a strong enough connection for her to perform at the show. No word on whether she'll accept the invite, but AVN is convinced her ‘passion for a good story’ makes her a perfect fit. Barely legal bonus: Lorde just turned 18.” A recent TMZ program also featured this exchange: “For those that don't know Deen is the very big male porn star from Vivid Entertainment and has done all sorts of movies. We had him on the show. That is who Lorde is hunting for. Very smart! He didn't even tweet at her, he just basically wrote he was a big fan of Lorde, and she wrote back she was a big fan of his.  She does that.  No big deal. Then the people at the AVN invited Lorde to perform because she is a huge name and she will want to meet James Deen, so they are dangling him as the bait. Will that work? I don't know. There is something there for sure. She's just turned 18. James Deen is the way to do it, right?  He’s the biggest adult performer in Hollywood. My problem with this is everyone will get their panties up in a bunch seeing Lorde at the AVN Awards…would porn stars be impressed if Lorde showed up?  I think it will get more of a mainstream buzz.” Stay tuned, or click here for more of the TMZ story. 

 XCRITIC ON WETWORK – has posted an updated review of Wetwork by Don Houston. He gives the movie a Highly Recommended rating, writing: “Wetwork by director Eli Cross for Vivid Entertainment was one of this season’s sleepers until it appeared on the radars of both XBiz and AVN’s nomination lists, the movie holding its own against sentimental features, episodic serials, and other productions being hailed by the unknowing as ‘the best of the best.’ The acting was credible, the technical aspects superior to most, and the sexual encounters passionate while part of the story rather than tacked on as you see elsewhere. The casting of leads Stephen St. Croix and Penny Pax worked very well so I join my colleagues Chris Thorne and Peter Warren who were quoted on the cover to rate this as Highly Recommended.  In short, Wetwork worked as a whole rather than the sum of its parts as the kind of original creative feature we should see much more of but those parts were individually well handled too, a rarity in this day and age so check this one out to see why some very opinionated people found it so much fun to watch, and why it should win some awards.”

 JADA STEVENS TO PERFORM AT HOUSTON’S VIVID LIVE CHRISTMAS PARTY — Jada Stevens will perform during a three-day Christmas party being held at Vivid Live Men’s Club in Houston December 18 - 20. Jada will be performing nightly at Vivid Live starting at 10:30 pm and 12:30 pm. On Friday, Dec. 19th she will also perform during Happy Hour at 7 pm. She says she looks forward to meeting her fans and making new ones as she poses for snapshots and signs autographs. Guests at the Vivid Live Christmas party will enjoy a complimentary gourmet buffet from 5-9 pm. As a holiday special, bar drinks and domestic beer will be offered at $1.50 from 11 am to 9 pm with $150. bottle service on select bottles. The 12,000 ft club sports a new state-of-the-art light show, the hottest DJs, lavish new furnishings, three stages on the main floor and another in the VIP bar. The multi-level club also features a Champagne Room, Private Dance Room and Sky Boxes. Jada is a petite brunette with a curvy figure who is originally from Snellville, Georgia. She has won three AVN awards, an XBiz award and an XRCO award. “Awards are always great to receive,” she says, “but most important to me in my career, however, has been the loyalty of my fans, many of whom I look forward to seeing in Houston.”

 SPECULATION ON “ANOTHER FARRAH ABRAHAM SEX TAPE – WITH ADAM LIND” – InTouch Weekly, and other pop culture sites are speculating about the possibility of another Farrah Abraham sex tape, this time with Adam Lind. The story reads in part: “Is another Teen Mom sex tape coming soon? According to a new report, Teen Mom 2 star Adam Lind is hoping to follow in the footsteps of former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham. Nearly two years after Abraham released a sex tape, titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, a source has spoken out, claiming Lind is ‘eager’ to make his way into the business of adult entertainment — and that’s not all. The source also claimed Lind, who is the father of 5-year-old Aubree and 1-year-old Paislee and, according to the Inquisitr, facing stalking charges, is hoping to have Abraham star alongside him in the second Teen Mom sex tape…’Adam is eager to get into the porn world and thinks that Farrah would make the perfect partner,’ a source revealed to the new issue of In Touch Weekly. ‘Adam loves what Farrah has done with her Teen Mom career. He thinks they could really rake in a lot of money since they’re both celebrities.’ Abraham’s journey into porn started off quite controversial. When word hit the web that she had starred in a Teen Mom sex tape, Abraham, who is the mother of 5-year-old Sophia, denied the existence of a film. However, after photos surfaced of her at the Vivid Entertainment offices in Los Angeles with porn star James Deen, it became clear Abraham had taken part in the racy business venture. After Vivid Entertainment purchased the film, it was released online and in stores and broke a record for views, which had previously been set by Abraham’s fellow reality star, Kim Kardashian, who starred alongside rapper Ray J in Kim Kardashian Superstar. Although it was never confirmed, Abraham was reportedly paid over $1 million for the film, plus bonuses.”