Farrah Abraham Has Finally Gone Through the Back Door and Slapped the Bare Bottom of Desperation's Creepy Undercarriage

Farrah Abraham has finally reached critical mass when it comes to bizarre, pathetic antics ... and she's enlisted her Twitter followers to help her snag a man who's headed to the ESPYs so she can tag along and fame whore the night away:

And finally here's her video ... which makes things even worse (if that's at all possible):

So "JEAH." If you've ever asked yourself if, indeed, things could get any more pathetic when it comes to Farrah Abraham, your witness to this just answered that question for hopefully ever. This chick is a veritable bottomless pit of asinine lunacy.